It has come to the editorial board's attention that the following retraction must be made to Monday's piece concerning the "Prison Break." After a full discussion with B concerning said piece, the facts are as follows:
1. Socks were not (repeat: NOT) worn at any point during the incident.
2. B and C-Man did not engage in any "frolicking" in the garden. They are both manly, extremely tough, rugged, all-American men (or at least "male" in the case of the 35-pounder).
Also, before further stories, anecdotes or background information about B are given in this here blog, they shall be passed through B's inbox for review, modification and any editing that he deems necessary.
p.s. He says he would have approved the story for publishing anyway. Thanks, hon! :)